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Category Archives: WTF

The yellow brick road

I realized that even when the artists whose blogs I follow don’t write about their art, I still appreciate knowing what’s going on in their lives. So here:
I am heading into the last week of finals for this quarter’s Medical Assisting classes, and today was the first day in a while I got [...]

Don’t tell me real poems can’t start with “WTF”

In keeping with my tradition of posting strange things during finals week
(because I never post strange things otherwise)
here is a poem I wrote last week. It is called “Cork”.

WTF: I dreamed about cork last night.
I saw how it forms naturally,
and what it looks like before it is carved.
It falls from pine trees
in the [...]

It’s electric!

I was looking through the Flickr Commons for something (which I could not find), but ended up finding another thing which is so much better:

I mean, let’s be honest here. The photo above is probably one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. The experimentee even reminds me of Jack Nicholson in One [...]

French dragées

Do you remember those little silver-coated sugar balls you used to be able to get for decorating baked goods? I thought those were so awesome as a kid. They were sparkly, and made of sugar, and they said “do not eat” on the container.
I just found out their official name– they are “silver [...]

Today has been too long

Whenever I try to come up with an analogy, it usually involves poop. I don’t really know why, but I think poop might be my spirit animal. Also, I was raised by my father, who swears like a sailor, so blame him. (And my spirit animal.)
The above was supposed to somehow segue [...]

Recipe: leaves and curds

Here at the Beemouse Institute, we have ramped up R&D in our Food Research Division (FRD) lately.

FRD came up with a recipe they call “leaves and curds.”

Brew loose-leaf tea
Add cream
Wait for curds to float to top
Decide if you’re going to waste a cup of tea or just drink the damn thing

It is possible for the [...]

Arrrphids

I like to think that this is almost a family-friendly blog, even though I’m not really sure what that means (no sex, no swearing? (FAIL))– but anyway, brace yourselves, because I’m not only about to take the Lord’s name in vain, but I shall use the “f” word.
Sometimes when I miss MSPaint or I am [...]

Uh… cocktail rings

You know, I’ve found that making stupid Amazon Associates widgets, much like window shopping for domains that I will never buy, is a great way to blow off some steam. (Will someone please register magickpony.com?)
Frustrated with the way things are going at work? Just make a gallery of ridiculous cocktail rings. I [...]