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Heare I sit…

So, over a year ago, I started a miniature painting for a friend with off-color humor like myself. I got this idea that I thought was hilarious, and was going to give it to her for her birthday, but I didn’t get it finished in time. I happened to find it again, just before her birthday, and DID manage to finish it. (It feels so good to finish projects.)

The text is a variation on a timeless couplet: “Here I sit, broken-hearted / came to shit, and only farted.” I incorporated some make-believe Old English spelling with some old-timey fonts, some detailing from classic Indian miniature paintings, and painted it in acrylic. Then I pressed the carboard-mounted canvas into some air-drying clay and made a little frame for it. I painted the clay with black gesso, put some finishing touches on everything, and coated it with a couple layers of acrylic varnish. The whole thing measures about 6 1/4 x 4 1/4″.

I think it makes a perfect little pastoral scene for the bathroom.

Miniature

And a detail:

shite detail

2 Comments

  1. faith wrote:

    that is amazing =D

    Saturday, April 11, 2009 at 12:01 pm | Permalink
  2. Haha I am so glad you appreciate it!! :D

    Friday, April 17, 2009 at 10:09 am | Permalink

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